If you're a guy who needs some quick cash, and you have some dirty underwear lying on the floor, message me and we can make a deal. I prefer underwear that is worn a while and has natural stains and odors: piss, ball sweat, shit stains.
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YOU MAKE IT. I buy it, sniff it, lick it, suck it, drink it or eat it!
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I love jock straps. I pay a lot more for these because they are harder to get than the average pair of dirty underwear. I prefer jock straps that are well worn, ripe and unwashed. Jock straps that are put to real use at the gym or playing sports. if you have any for sale, please, I'm begging you to contact me!
Read MoreOf course I love sweaty, stinky socks. These are the easiest things to buy from guys, so I don't pay a lot for them, but it's still worth selling them if you need some extra cash. Please let me know if you are interested in selling some to me.
Read MoreGuys are pigs and most have a cum rag. if you have a towel, shirt, sock, or pair of underwear you have used to cum on or to clean up with after jerking off, I want to buy it! The more loads you have on it the more I pay. So message me if you have a good cum rag for sale. You know I want it.
Read MoreIf you like sticking things in your ass while you jerk off (a finger, a vegetable, a pen or marker, or even a toy with a condom on it), let me know. I would like to buy something that you got dirty so I can sniff it and suck it clean.
Read MoreI can't think of anything better than eating another man's cum. Luckily this is easy to get and there are lots of guys out there willing to sell it. So I do this a lot and I have quite a collection of used condoms from guys (of course i already ate all the cum out of them, but i still keep the rubber as a souvenir!). I also buy cum in baggies, bottles, and other containers. If you want to make some quick cash, sell me some of your cum!
Read MoreThis is a page for all the odds and ends and sometimes unique things guys offer to make and sell to me. I am a pig, so I will eat anything. Below are some real examples of real things i have bought from guys like you. if you want to sell me anything like this (or if you have other ideas that are not listed here), just let me know!
Read MoreYes I'm a nasty pig and I eat shit too. I will pay you a lot to shit in my mouth. But if we can't make that work, I will pay you to ship your shit to me so I can eat it. Or if you are too scared to do that, sell me videos and pictures of you taking a shit. You can always do that if you need to make some fast cash.
Read MoreI love drinking a guy's piss for him, especially right from the tap! But for those who are not close by, we can do it through the mail. Yes, you can ship bottles of piss to me and i will drink them. Piss is abundant, so i don't pay a lot for it, but you can collect a lot and send to me and make some serious cash that way! Message me if you're interested.
Read MoreIf you have an old, well-worn, dirty, stinky. sweaty, smelly pair of sneakers you want to sell, please message me. I will also buy boots, sandals/flip flops, and other footwear as long as they STINK.
Read MoreI love eating another guy's spit. I love it live in person when an alpha males spits directly in my mouth and on my face, but when I can't meet a guy in person (for whatever reason), the next best thing is buying his spit and having it mailed to me. i still get to eat it and he gets paid. It's a win-win. If you want to sell me your spit, please message me!
Read MoreIf you workout, run, or have a job where you sweat a lot, and you end up with t-shirts that are wet with sweat and man stink (especially in the armpit areas), please sell those shirts and other gear to me.
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I think guys with tats are hot. And yes I will pay you to show me your tats and explain them to me. This can be done on cam or through photos. But I pay more if you show me them in person. I am also a tattoo licker. I pay a lot if you let me lick them!
Read MoreDo you like to call faggots all kinds of degrading names? Do you like to talk vulgar and describe disgusting things you want a fag like me to do? Do you like yo use a lot of swear words and talk about nasty sex? Do you have a lot of anger you need to expel and unload toward someone you hate? Well then use me. I buy verbal abuse. The more vile and degrading and politically incorrect the better.
Read MoreGetting my ass whipped with a belt really hard is a huge fetish for me. It has been ever since I was going through puberty. Just watching a guy take off his belt, or hearing the jingle of his belt buckle gives me an instant boner. My step bad whipped my ass with a belt 2 or 3 times a week for 12 years. Now I pay guys to do it. If you are into giving ass whippings and need some cash, please message me so we can make a deal.
Read MoreDoes it surprise you that I'm also a pain pig? Of course not, right? I realize this is another specialty category that not everyone is into, but I do find some great guys who are. And I need a few more. If you get hard and get off on beating somebody up, please message me. I want to hire you!
Read MoreI love strong alpha males with muscles. I like guys who are athletic and who work out and have hard bodies. And I love the guys who love to show off their hard bodies! I buy photos, videos, live web cams of you flexing and/or working out. I will also pay big bucks to worship your muscles in person!
Read MoreThis is another "specialty" category that I know is not for everyone. But over the years I have met some guys who like to have their male dogs serviced. Sometimes I do the dog and his master together. Alpha males usually have alpha dogs, and they both deserve to be serviced and pleasured. Other guys i know just like to make money off of it and actually have dogs available to rent like any other male prostitute. So whatever the case, I'm into it. So let me know if we can arrange something.
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Read MoreI love looking at alpha male armpits. i also love to sniff and lick them when they are sweaty and ripe. if I can worship your pits in person, please message me to set it up. If an in-person worship session isn't possible, I will buy photos, videos, and live video chats of you showing off your awesome pits.
Read MoreI love to look at, touch, sniff, lick, suck, and eat a hot man ass. If you want your ass hole licked and pleasured we can meet in person. I pay a lot for that. Or if you just want to show off your ass and ass hole, I'll pay for that too.
Read MoreThis is more than you just flashing your dick on cam or sending a couple dick pics. COCK WORSHIP is personal and it takes time. I pay you to let me get up close and personal with your cock and balls. Worship means I get to see it all and study it and get to know every inch, every vein, every hair (if you got any down there, and I hope you do!). YES I PREFER IN PERSON AND I PAY A LOT MORE FOR THAT!
Read MoreI love alpha male feet. I love how they look, how they smell, how they taste. I love how they feel when I'm under them. I will pay to see your sweaty feet and sniff them and lick them and suck on them in person. I also pay top get trampled and stomped (if you are into that). but if we can't meet in person, I'll buy photos and videos of your feet and pay for live cam foot worship sessions.
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