These are the things i buy

If you're a guy who needs some quick cash, and you have some dirty underwear lying on the floor, message me and we can make a deal. I prefer underwear that is worn a while and has natural stains and odors: piss, ball sweat, shit stains.

I love jock straps. I pay a lot more for these because they are harder to get than the average pair of dirty underwear. I prefer jock straps that are well worn, ripe and unwashed. Jock straps that are put to real use at the gym or playing sports. if you have any for sale, please, I'm begging you to contact me!

Of course I love sweaty, stinky socks. These are the easiest things to buy from guys, so I don't pay a lot for them, but it's still worth selling them if you need some extra cash. Please let me know if you are interested in selling some to me.

Guys are pigs and most have a cum rag. if you have a towel, shirt, sock, or pair of underwear you have used to cum on or to clean up with after jerking off, I want to buy it! The more loads you have on it the more I pay. So message me if you have a good cum rag for sale. You know I want it.

If you like sticking things in your ass while you jerk off (a finger, a vegetable, a pen or marker, or even a toy with a condom on it), let me know. I would like to buy something that you got dirty so I can sniff it and suck it clean.

I can't think of anything better than eating another man's cum. Luckily this is easy to get and there are lots of guys out there willing to sell it. So I do this a lot and I have quite a collection of used condoms from guys (of course i already ate all the cum out of them, but i still keep the rubber as a souvenir!). I also buy cum in baggies, bottles, and other containers. If you want to make some quick cash, sell me some of your cum!

This is a page for all the odds and ends and sometimes unique things guys offer to make and sell to me. I am a pig, so I will eat anything. Below are some real examples of real things i have bought from guys like you. if you want to sell me anything like this (or if you have other ideas that are not listed here), just let me know!

Yes I'm a nasty pig and I eat shit too. I will pay you a lot to shit in my mouth. But if we can't make that work, I will pay you to ship your shit to me so I can eat it. Or if you are too scared to do that, sell me videos and pictures of you taking a shit. You can always do that if you need to make some fast cash.

I love drinking a guy's piss for him, especially right from the tap! But for those who are not close by, we can do it through the mail. Yes, you can ship bottles of piss to me and i will drink them. Piss is abundant, so i don't pay a lot for it, but you can collect a lot and send to me and make some serious cash that way! Message me if you're interested.

If you have an old, well-worn, dirty, stinky. sweaty, smelly pair of sneakers you want to sell, please message me. I will also buy boots, sandals/flip flops, and other footwear as long as they STINK.

I love eating another guy's spit. I love it live in person when an alpha males spits directly in my mouth and on my face, but when I can't meet a guy in person (for whatever reason), the next best thing is buying his spit and having it mailed to me. i still get to eat it and he gets paid. It's a win-win. If you want to sell me your spit, please message me!

If you workout, run, or have a job where you sweat a lot, and you end up with t-shirts that are wet with sweat and man stink (especially in the armpit areas), please sell those shirts and other gear to me.