This is a page for all the odds and ends and sometimes unique things guys offer to make and sell to me. I am a pig, so I will eat anything. Below are some real examples of real things i have bought from guys like you. if you want to sell me anything like this (or if you have other ideas that are not listed here), just let me know!

Pubes and other Body Hair

I don't know why, but a lot of guys are into manscaping. And yes there is a market out there for your unwanted body hair. I like to buy pubes and armpit hair, and i pay more if you trim and collect them when you are sweaty, ripe, and unshowered. And i prefer the different types of hair collected and bagged separately, and clearly labeled what they are.

How I Eat Pubes:
I eat them like chewing tobacco. I take a big pinch from the bag and tuck it between my cheek and gum and just suck on them for a while. Eventually I swallow it!

Dead Skin

This kid sells me the dead skin he picks off his feet. his feet sweat a lot and every week or so he picks and peels off the dead the skin and saves it for me. I buy it and he mails it to me. And then I eat it for him.

Toenails (and sometimes fingernails)

Yes I buy toenails so i can eat them. I prefer them yellow and grungy though. they taste better that way. I put a bunch in my mouth and suck and chew on them. Eventually I swallow them.

Dick Cheese

If you are uncut and can grow a lot of dick cheese, I will buy that and eat it too. There are a couple different ways to collect it, so message me if you are willing to sell me yours and we can discuss it.

Used Snot Rags

Yep I will buy your used kleenex, especially if you blow a lot of snot in them. When I get them in the mail I like to try and open them up to look inside, but a lot of times the snot dries like glue and the kleenex just rips. So usually I just eat the entire kleenex. I suck on it to taste the boogers inside, but eventually it all goes down my throat, cuz the kleenex dissolves as I suck on it.

Got a cold? I will buy a bulk batch of your used snot rags. Just save them all for me and I will eat them for you!

I also eat snot in person!

Used Q-tips

Yes I even buy used Q-tips, so every time you clean your ears, save them and sell to me. I suck on them like lollipops and eat all that nasty waxy goodness!