Piss

I love drinking a guy's piss for him, especially right from the tap! But for those who are not close by, we can do it through the mail. Yes, you can ship bottles of piss to me and i will drink them. Piss is abundant, so i don't pay a lot for it, but you can collect a lot and send to me and make some serious cash that way! Message me if you're interested.

Never freeze or refrigerate your piss! Store it at room temperature until you have enough to send to me. The best way is to fill water bottles, squeeze out the extra air (so the piss rises right to the top of the bottle), then screw on the cap tight. This keeps the piss from sloshing around and identifying the contents of your package as "liquid." For extra leak-proof protection, put some tape around and over the lid. 

Put the bottles is ziploc baggies. Secure in a box (sometimes with other items if we are doing a package deal) and ship to me. When i get the bottles, I drink all the piss you sold me! 

Here are some examples of real piss i bought from real guys like you. And yes I drank every bottle!

Yes I do drink "found" bottles, too. So if you ever find any. I will buy them from you!

I also by piss in bulk, in multiple bottles or bigger containers!

My best supplier. Not just his, but his 2 roommates all save their piss for me to buy.I have made more bulk piss buys from other guys who save it for me. Here are some examples:

I pay more for verified piss bottles.

So how do you verify? Fill a bottle live on cam, or make a video of filling the bottle you sell me. I will also accept photos for verification.

Dirty talk videos of you filling bottles or talking about your piss are also things I buy!

I will also pay for live cam sessions or recorded videos of you pissing (especially if it includes dirty talk!).

I also pay guys to piss all over my house.

I love the dark stuff!

I love the contrast. Both of these sets of bottles were from 2 different guys but they both provided a variety pack of colors and flavors. I love the dark ones the best!

I circled the best ones in this variety pack. My favorite was the third circled one, not as dark as a couple of the others, but it was cloudy. That made it taste really good!

My piss supply is getting low. Help me keep my pantry well stocked. 
Please sell me your piss!

Bottle some piss, sell it to me, box it up and ship it so I can drink it.

I love how this guy wrote nasty notes and descriptions on the piss bottles he sold me!

Message me if you want to sell me your piss. I want a lot of it!