Shit - Things I Buy

Yes I'm a nasty pig and I eat shit too. I will pay you a lot to shit in my mouth. But if we can't make that work, I will pay you to ship your shit to me so I can eat it. Or if you are too scared to do that, sell me videos and pictures of you taking a shit. You can always do that if you need to make some fast cash.

Shit in my mouth!

If you are willing to meet in person and do this, please message me. I do a lot of traveling so i might be in your area. I am also willing to pay to have you travel to me. message me and we can discuss the details and make a deal.

Shit in a jar and mail it to me!

It's easy to do. mason jars work the best, as they seal well and there is no smell while being shipped.

He made it and let me watch. I paid him.
He mailed it to me. I ate it.

Here are some more examples:

Aint got a jar? I'll eat it out of a bag!

I also eat shit as food. if you want to watch me eat yours, message me and we can make a deal!

This guy made me a shit sandwich and mailed it to me. I ate it.

It was so good he made me two more and sent them with some piss to drink.

In person I will pay you to shit right into my mouth!

I will also eat your shit and piss like a dog!

Sell me photos of you on the toilet!

I would love to see you on the toilet taking a fat dump. I will buy photos and videos and live cams of you on the toilet.

Sell me pics of your shit!

Just took a big dump that you're proud of and want to show off? Sell those pics and videos to me.

I love high quality close ups! I love to explore all the different colors and textures!

Let me watch you take a shit!

After you get off the toilet, make me clean you. My tongue makes really good toilet paper!

Nice and clean now!

Sell me videos of you taking a shit!

I will buy videos and live cams of you talking shit while you take a shit. The more verbal you are about it, the more I pay!

This guy is one of my best producers. So far I bought 6 jars from him. This was the latest one. He missed the jar though!

He did a good job showing it to me and talking dirty!

He did put on a glove and pick it up and put it in the jar.

And he showed me the sealed jar and told me exactly what he expected from me!

And he did mail it to me. And I documented how it arrived and how I opened it.

I loved how he marked it "peanut butter" in case the package was inspected by FedEx. Looking at the color on the bottom of the jar, no one who suspect it was shit and not homemade peanut butter! Notice the lid. It is all dented and looking like its about to pop. That's because this jar of shit was sent by the cheapest rate and it took 6 days to get from Florida to Chicago, on a truck in the heat of August. The gases from the fermenting shit were building up!

He had it wrapped with tape. He made sure it did not leak and it did not smell. It took a long time to get all the tape off!

And this is me eating it!

Why don't you sell me some of your shit so I can eat it too?

Please message me and we can work out a deal.

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