Things You Stick Up Your Ass

OK I realize this is more of a specialized category. Yet at the same time I've talked to enough straight guys out there and learned there are a lot of them who enjoy anal stimulation. The serious guys even have prostate stimulator toys. Ana that's fine, but not something guys typically sell. They are expensive and once I get a used toy and clean it with my mouth, all the fun is gone. So I prefer the guys who use every day common objects to stimulate their ass hole while they jerk off. This can be anything from a marker to a lollipop! Food items are actually quite popular, and I enjoy eating stuff that was once up a guy's ass. An added bonus is most of the guys who enjoy anal stimulation do it while they masturbate. So that means we can do arrange a deal where you sell me your cum (in a condom or a baggie) from your jerk off session as well as whatever object you used in your ass! 

Here are some real examples of things I have purchased that were at one time up the ass of a guy just like you!

The easiest thing is to just slip a condom over your finger and put it up your ass. I obviously pay more if they come out dirty! When done, I prefer you turn it inside out so the dirt stays inside, tie it off, then put in a ziploc bag and put the date on it. Once I get it in the mail, I look at it, then untie it, sniff it, invert it so it is right side out (dirty side exposed), and then I suck it clean.

This guy sells me a lot of condom sets from his jack off sessions: 1 condom he cums in, the other he slips over his finger and puts up his dirty ass. 

Some times he slips a condom over a toy and uses that....then sells me the dirty ass condom!

I usually don't buy toys though, because a guy can spend a lot on the toy and stick it up his ass for me, but then I gotta pay to replace the toy. I'd rather have you slip a condom over the toy and get that dirty. That way you sell me the condom and keep the toy to make more dirty condoms to sell me. I made an exception in this case.

Yes I also buy fuck condoms from anal sex (but only with men). If you are a top and you fuck guys, and you notice shit on the condom you just used, sell it to me. I will suck the shit off it and then untie it and eat your cum out of it.

Here's the guy who used a sucker. He took some good photos to send so i could look at them while I ate the sucker. Yeah there was some shit and hair on the sucker, but you know I ate it anyway :)

Love the ass hair stuck to it (I only wish there was more shit on it!)

Vegetables are a popular choice. Stick a carrot or pickle up your ass and get it dirty. Then put it in a bag and mail it to me. I will eat it.

Markers and pens are also popular, easy, and cheap. I will buy a pen or marker that you stick up your ass. I pay more if you do it right before you have to take a shit, so the it get nice and dirty and I have something to suck clean.

This guy got his marker nice and dirty. I sucked it clean!

If you like sticking things in your ass while you jerk off (a finger, a vegetable, a pen or marker, or even a toy with a condom on it), let me know. I would like to buy something that you got dirty so I can sniff it and suck it clean.  

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